Add the ingredients for your scrambled egg mixture into a food processor or blender.
Blend until smooth. It should take about 15 to 30 seconds.
Heat a skillet over medium low heat and give it a light spray of oil. Pour the blended egg and cottage cheese mixture into the pan.
Gently stir and fold until soft and just slightly glossy.
When it's still slightly underdone and still wet, add in your diced bacon (or choice of protein), jalapeno (optional) and spinach. Cook it for 1-2 minutes until the spinach wilts and the eggs are fully cooked. Remove from the skillet.
Take 2 slices of bread and optionally toast them.
Place a small amount of scrambled eggs onto your bread slices.
Optionally garnish with salsa.
Serve.